I’m supposed to believe that’s a real name?
****First of all do not try this at home unless you are fully prepared to feed him and have a lot of sex. I’m not even kidding. He won’t go away unless you feed him and have sex with him like two times or something. Oral doesn’t count.******
Things you’ll need:
- 1 box…
Mine like dis Duchovny.
The Russian poem Duchovny recites in the Siberian Crown commercial.
Towards the end of the Siberian Crown commercial [x], David Duchovny recites a poem in Russian. The Poem is “Native” by Vladimir Orlov Natanovich, a Russian Children’s poet [x]. It was popularized when the main character of the hugely successful Russian action film, Brother 2, recited it [x]. The following is a translation of “Native” taken from the English subtitles of Brother 2 [x].
I discovered that I’ve got
Relatives, and they’re my lot.
They are woods that are so dear
Fields of corn and every ear,
Streams of water, skies of blue.
I shall tell them: “l love you”.
It’s the Homeland of mine
I shall love it all the time!